Thursday, March 26, 2009

45 Driving scenes

45 Driving scenes so familiar to the person on the driver's seat.

1. People who blocks yellow boxes and thinks they're right.

2. People who pusing out junctions without looking.

3. People who drives slowly during a green traffic light.

4. Bikers who speeds through a red light but never get hit....somehow..

5. Drivers who tailgate you but pulls off after you speed up, what I regard as stupid.

6. Drivers who drives at 10km/h on the fast lane (ok I admit, a little hypothetical, but you get my point.)

7. Mat RempitS (lots of them) riding by your car.

8. Drivers who takes their grandmother's sweet time to get out of their parking spaces even when
somebody's waiting.

9. Ferrari owners who drives ever so slowly to show off their toy. (The people I like)

10. Ferrari owners who drives slowly then speed up to show off their toy. (Also the people I like)

11. Drivers who drives like fuck cause they're on the phone.

12. Drivers who drives like fuck cause they're drunk.

13. Drivers who puts their hands out of the car because they're smoking and don't want to stink up their car but decides to pollute the world even more .

14. Drivers who double parks and doesn't leave a number.

15. Drivers who drives through a zebra crossing without stopping.

16. Drivers who switches lane without signaling.

17. Drivers who cut queues at tolls.

18. Drivers with loud musics.

19. Drivers with heavily mod cars like Skylines and Rxs'.

20. Drivers with heavily mod cars like kancils and sagas.

21. Drivers with super old cars the boot doesn't close.

22. Drivers with neons under their cars.

23. Drivers with spoilers so huge they cannot see what's behind them.

24. Drivers with extremely bashed up cars.

25. People who walks their dogs in the middle of the night.

26. People who walks in back alleys alone at night.

27. My neighbor who smokes outside at night while I park.

28. Drivers who make phone calls at an accident scene (I realize there's always someone quarreling on the phone)

29. Drivers who puts winds down their window to point The finger.

30. Drivers who points The finger behind the window.

31. Drivers who drives using high beam.

32. Drivers who lupa to on their lights at night.

33. Drivers who sweeps their wiper mistaking it for their signal.

34. Drivers who forgets to switch off their headlamps before leaving the car.

35. Drivers with really expensive cars, e.g 6 series, M division.

36. Bikes skidding.

37. Drivers performing emergency breaking.

38. Drivers who drive with their face on the windscreen.

39. Drivers who pull their back rest way back (People with really long hands)

40. L drivers who 'lok' down hill at a slope.

41. L drivers who 'lok' down hill and a loud rev becomes audible.

42. Drivers who honk L drivers to freak them out.

43. Drivers who don't break at humps.

44. Drivers who goes side way on humps.

45. Drivers with their hazard lights on during a heavy downpour.

So many things to see while driving..No wonder I'm SICK of driving but not BORED of driving.

soooooooooooooooooooooooo............

Drive recklessly la.... why?? You don't need to follow the law, cause rules are made to be broken, and life is short.

I'm a bad influence..hahah

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